Fox News Greatest Hits: Prostitute snorts cocaine off baby.

Cops: Prostitute Snorted Cocaine Off Infant’s Stomach While Breastfeeding

Today we bring you volume 2 of our recurring series of Fox News’ most outrageous articles. We dug through the archives to find this one, and my-oh-my is it a story. Apparently Wendy Cook, a prostitute from New York, has a drug problem. She also has two kids, a 5 year old daughter and an infant son. Interpreting the ‘take your child to work day’ to the T, Wendy brought her kids along for a nice day of prostitution, including some cocaine use off her baby boy (essentially combining the best of both worlds for a loving, drug addicted mother). Unfortunately for Wendy, she offered sex for money to a policeman on that fateful night, and was arrested. Not Wendy’s proudest moment, although I’m sure she has plenty of experience with those.

N.E.R.D. – Everyone Nose

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